Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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