Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I intend to get homeless drunk
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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