I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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