how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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