ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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