I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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