Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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