you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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