i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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