I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
i now understand why vodka
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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