I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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