so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
you made out with another girl for some wings
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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