Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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