Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
did i just pee glitter
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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