My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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