You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
