Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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