Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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