i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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