I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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