He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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