I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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