This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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