I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Still dying that you shit outside
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
is it fun? or sober?
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