So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
my liver is dry heaving
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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