you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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