4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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