that's an acceptable place to lick
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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