I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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