yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Nobody cheats on THIS.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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