we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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