It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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