This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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