I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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