okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She told me I should be a condom model.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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