Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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