Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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