The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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