how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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