i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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