I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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