I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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