we're blogging at a bar
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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