This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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