Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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