I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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