if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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