Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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