Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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