The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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