Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Rumble strips road head = magical
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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