3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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