What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
