I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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