its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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