Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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