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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my shit smells like andre
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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